when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
- call me i havent spoken to you in 3 weeks r u ok?
- who is this sorry new phone lol
i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary